Halloween in the USA is the season of costumes, candy, and creepy fun 🎃. It’s also the perfect time to share witty one-liners, funny captions, and playful puns that make everyone howl with laughter. Whether you’re at a party, trick-or-treating with kids, or just looking for social media inspiration, this collection of 111 halloween jokes and puns will keep the spooky season lighthearted and entertaining.
Funny Halloween puns to make you howl
- I’m just here for the boos 👻.
- Creep it real this Halloween.
- Time to eat, drink, and be scary.
- Trick or treat yo’self.
- No guts, no gory.
- Resting witch face.
- Keep calm and carry a wand.
- Too gourd to be true.
- Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
- I scream, you scream, we all scream on Halloween.
Funny Halloween puns about witches
- Witch way to the candy?
- Looking broom-tiful tonight.
- 100% that witch.
- Be-witcha in a minute.
- Witchful thinking.
- Witch better have my candy.
- I’m under your spell and loving it.
- Squad ghouls? More like broom-mates.
- Resting witch vibes only.
- Witching you a spook-tacular night.
Funny Halloween puns about ghouls and ghosts
- Ghouls just wanna have fun.
- You’re my boo.
- Ghostest with the mostest.
- Deja-boo all over again.
- Sheet-faced and proud.
- Feeling boo-tiful tonight.
- I’m here for the haunt mess.
- Boo crew forever.
- Caught up in the spirit of Halloween.
- Too ghoul for school.
Funny Halloween puns about bats/vampires
- Fang you very much.
- Having a fang-tastic time.
- You’re just my blood type.
- Bat to the bone.
- Let’s wing it this Halloween.
- Batty about you.
- I vant to suck your candy.
- No fangs, no glory.
- Just hanging out upside down.
- Love at first bite.
Funny Halloween puns about skeletons
- Bone to be wild.
- Bone-appetit at this spooky feast.
- I’ve got a skele-ton of work to do.
- That joke was humerus.
- Tibia honest, I’m loving Halloween.
- You’re my rad bone-mate.
- Skella-party tonight!
- Cracking up with laughter.
- Shake, rattle, and roll.
- Bare bones but still stylish.
Funny Halloween puns about candy
- Can’t Reese-ist this Halloween.
- Twix or treat?
- Goblin up the candy stash.
- No tricks, just treats.
- Don’t Snicker at my costume.
- This night is sweet perfection.
- Simply the zest, with all this candy.
- Crunch time is Halloween night.
- Exorcise later, candy now.
- A sweet tooth’s favorite holiday.
Funny Halloween puns about pumpkins
- Oh my gourd, it’s Halloween.
- Pumpkin spice and everything spooky.
- Carve out some fun.
- You’ve got squash goals.
- Patch perfect pumpkins.
- Jack-o’-lantern grin activated.
- Stuck on you like pumpkin glue.
- Drop-dead gourd-geous.
- Eyes on the prize pumpkin.
- Pumpkin love never dies.
Halloween love puns
- You’ve got me under your spell, dear.
- You’re eeri-sistible.
- My heart skips a beat for you.
- Romeo and Ghouliet forever.
- I only have pumpkin eyes for you.
- You make my heart go boo.
- Love at first fright.
- Caught in your cobweb of love.
- You’re brew-tiful to me.
- Our love is spoo-key strong.
Dirty Halloween puns
- Let’s get sheet-faced.
- Nice boo-bies costume.
- Bone me tonight.
- Moan-day just got better.
- Freak in the sheets.
- Pirate’s booty looks good on you.
- Dirty little hexes everywhere.
- Show me your fangs.
- Night full of tricks and treats.
- I like it spooky and steamy.
More funny Halloween puns
- Mummy of the year.
- Orange you glad it’s Halloween?
- Scared stiff but still partying.
- Howl you doing tonight?
- Hallow-QUEEN of the night.
- Creepin’ it real.
- Frankly, I’m in love with Franken-puns.
- Boo-yah, Halloween is here.
- Party so hard it’s scary.
- Monster mash vibes only.
- Startled but still smiling.
- Fresh breath of scare.
- Drink up, witches.
- Franken-tastic times ahead.
- Real monsters don’t skip dessert.
- Too cute to spook.
- Having a gourd time with friends.
- Scary good fun.
- Breathless from all the laughs.
- Hocus pocus and lots of focus.
- Ending on a high note—fangs for the memories! 🦇
Conclusion
There you have it—111 halloween jokes and puns crafted to keep the USA’s favorite spooky season fun and full of laughter. From candy to pumpkins, witches to skeletons, these puns are perfect for party invites, Instagram captions, or just sharing a laugh with friends.
Anna turns ordinary words into extraordinary laughs. With a sharp eye for wordplay and a love for clever twists, she brings every sentence to life. Whether crafting punchy puns, witty captions, or content that sticks, she knows how to make language land with a smile. If it reads funny and feels smart, there’s a good chance Anna wrote it.